Now, back with a few car jokes…
The ne ne pas dire wants a cop
Are you not the guy in the population of the Village?
I cannot reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Sorry, officer, I knew my radar detector was not connected.
Hey, you've been doin' approximately 125 mph to follow with me! Well done!
I thought that you were relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
You are not going to verify the trunk, are you?
Pay your salary!
Gee, officer! It's great. Director of the latter only gave me a warning, too!
Do you know why you me taken? Okay, only if one of us.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around-that how far before me that they are.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell to my knees and was deposited between the brake and the accelerator pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
Say hi to your wife and children!
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